Quotes
July 9th, 2008 by Shannon
Sharpay Evans: I told you to hire Troy Bolton, not the entire east high student body!
Sharpay Evans: What did I do to deserve this? I’ve never lied, except when neccesary, and I always bought mom and dad expensive gifts… using their credit card of course.
Ryan Evans: I don’t want to see my sister crash and burn… at least I think I don’t.
Troy Bolton: Dude, Darbus has snapped her cap.
Chad Danforth: Dude, you’re actually listening.
Mr. Fulton: You will be serving Miss Evans.
Jason Cross: Who’s that?
Mr. Fulton: Always address our members as Mr, Mrs, or Miss. Haha. Let’s practice shall we? “Miss Evans, would you care for a lemonade?”
Jason Cross: Actually I’m not Miss Evans. I’m Jason.
Troy Bolton: Dad, do I seem different to you this summer?
Jack Bolton: You dress a lot better, that’s for sure.
[after hearing about the staff not being allowed to perform in the talent show, Gabriella confronts Sharpay]
Gabriella Montez: Sharpay! Forget about the rest of us, how about the fact that your brother has worked extremely hard on this show?
Sharpay Evans: Oh boo-who, he’ll be in the show, he’ll do his celebrity impersonations. Don’t lecture me about Ryan, giving the way you’ve been interfering with Troy’s future.
Gabriella Montez: What?
Sharpay Evans: You’ve gotten him written up by Fulton for sneaking on the golf course and swimming after hours. I had to step in just to save Troy’s job.
Gabriella Montez: I’m not interested in what you think you’re doing for Troy, that’s between you and him. But you’re messing with my friends and my summer and that’s not ok with me.
Sharpay Evans: You don’t like the fact that I won.
Gabriella Montez: What’s the prize? Troy?
[Troy walks up behind Gabriella and hears the rest]
Gabriella Montez: The Stardazzled award? You have to go through all this just to get either one? No, thanks Sharpay. You’re very good at a game that I don’t want to play. So, I’m done here. But you better step away from the mirror long enough to check the damage that will always be right behind you.
Sharpay Evans: [upset and mad] GIRLS!
[Sharpay walks off and as Gabriella goes to walk away, Troy runs up]
Troy Bolton: Hey! What do you mean you’re done here? You can’t quit.
Gabriella Montez: Us working together sounded good but plans change and people change. The club talent show was a big deal for Sharpay and evidently for your future, so it’s cool, just make it happen, wear your new Italian shoes.
Troy Bolton: Hey, I’m still me.
Gabriella Montez: Blowing off your friends, missing dates, if that’s you then it’s good to know.
Troy Bolton: No, no, no. I was only doing that because I’m working on the scholarship thing and you know that.
Gabriella Montez: But if along the way you act like someone you’re not, pretty soon that’s who you become.
Troy Bolton: I meant what I said about movies, and summer, and just being together.
Gabriella Montez: I’m sure you did, at the time. But I also meant what I said that I want to remember this summer but not like this Troy.
Chad Danforth: Next time I see Country Club Princess, I’m gonna launch her and her pink cart straight into the lake.
Troy Bolton: I’ll build the ramp, buddy.
[from trailer]
Sharpay Evans: [after falling in the pool and in an angry voice] What are you doing here?
Gabriella Montez: I’m the new lifeguard.
[from trailer]
Chad Danforth: You got game?
Ryan Evans: A little.
Chad Danforth: [after the baseball game] All right, so you call that a “little” game?
Ryan Evans: Little League. World Series.
[clears throat]
Ryan Evans: Newport, Rhode Island. Champions.
Taylor McKessie: That girl’s got more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match.
Gabriella Montez: [Lifts light] Here’s to our future
Troy Bolton: No, Here’s to right now.
[They both lean in to kiss]
Sharpay Evans: Oh, come here Kelsi. I have a summer job for you. At our country club, our rehearsal pianist is evidently moving.
Kelsi Nielson: Or hiding.
Sharpay Evans: Pardon?
Kelsi Nielson: Sounds great!
Troy Bolton: [British accent] How shall we get the food today, Chap?
Chad Danforth: [British accent] Hmm, I don’t know. Perhaps skipping?
Troy Bolton: [British accent] Ah! Very well then.
Chad Danforth: [links arms with Troy, still using British accent] Shall we?
Troy Bolton: [skipping with Chad] Hipty skipty. Hipty skipty. Hipty Skipty. Hipty Skipty.
Chad Danforth: [during Troy's 'hipty skipty' chant, while skipping along side him] Bom Bom Bom! Bom Bom Bom! Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom
Sharpay Evans: [singing] Iced tea imported from England/Lifeguards imported from Spain/Towels imported from Turkey/And turkey imported from Maine.
Troy Bolton: Dude, Ms. Darbus has snapped her cap!
Chad Danforth: Dude, you’re actually listening?
Sharpay Evans: I told you to keep an eye on them. Not turn them into the cast of Grease.
Ryan Evans: Pretty cool huh?
Sharpay Evans: Do you want us to loose the Star Dazzle award to a bunch of… dishwashers?
Ryan Evans: Us? Well I guess that’s showbiz.
Sharpay Evans: When did you become… one of them?
Ryan Evans: You know I’ll take that as a compliment. But you and Troy have a good show sis.
Sharpay Evans: [scoffs] Oh. We plan too.
Ryan Evans: [surprises Gabriella at the pool] Lookin’ good.
Gabriella Montez: [turns to see Ryan] Wow Wildcat!
Ryan Evans: Too much?
Gabriella Montez: Um… only in daylight.
[laughs]
Gabriella Montez: East High colors. Very impressive.
Ryan Evans: Hey, be true to your school right?
Gabriella Montez: Absolutely. Everyones excited about doing the show.
Ryan Evans: Hey, look, I know everyone thinks that I’m Sharpay’s… poodle, but I really think that I could…
Gabriella Montez: Hey, if they were thinking that, they’re not thinking that today. How do you do that swing steo you did last night?
Ryan Evans: Oh that’s easy.
[starts to dance with her and they laugh, then Troy shows up]
Sharpay Evans: There you are! Thank goodness you’ve come to your senses! Plug in the volcano. Humu humu’s back on.
Ryan Evans: Enjoy your pineapple on your own sis. I’m not doing the show.
Sharpay Evans: What? Put some fresh battries in your tiki warrior outfit and let’s get going.
Ryan Evans: Took your advice. Sold it online. You’ve always wanted the spotlight. Now you’ve got it. Break a leg. Ma.
Kelsi Nielson: [after asked what she's going to do for the summer] Grow, write songs… grow.
Sharpay Evans: Ryan, who is the absolute primo boy at East High?
Ryan Evans: I think Troy Bolten has locked up that category, don’t you?
Sharpay Evans: And East High’s primo girl?
Ryan Evans: [looks over Sharpay's shoulder at Gabriella]
Sharpay Evans: Just answer the question!
Ryan Evans: [sarcastic] Gosh, let me thing… you?
Sharpay Evans: [dreamily] Troy… Sharpay. Sharpay… Troy Troypay…
Ryan Evans: [Ryan gives her a look]
Sharpay Evans: It just makes sense.
Ryan Evans: Evidently not to Troy.
Ryan Evans: [after you are the music in me, and into a walkie talkie] Golden throat, this is Jazz square, we may have a problem.
Sharpay Evans: You are a good guy, Troy. And actually, right now I like you better then I like myself.
[confused]
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